Funny
What’s some really stupid, but funny stuff on youtube?
Question by Toriablu: What’s some really stupid, but funny stuff on youtube?
I’m just kinda in the mood for something similar to Salad Fingers or asdf movies.
Best answer:
Answer by Tonibriana
i like charlie the unicorn and llamas with hats from youtube 
lol
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Whose Line Is It Anyway – Funny stuff compilation 2
Season 05 and 06 clips. Funny, clever and random stuff from start to end without any fancy editing (mostly about Colin). I tried to avoid Hoedowns and other singing games because the Tube is already full of them, same goes for the Scenes From a Hat-game.. And the cheerleaders are in s06e06. Try to enjoy.
Funny stuff
Funny stuff
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A reconnected HS friend (second guy from left standing) posted this on FB after we talked about Junior High Quiz, a TV quiz show in the 1970s for Western PA schools. Four people in the team are on FB now and we’re hunting down the other four. Social media, what a trip.
George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
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70 QUOTATIONS FROM GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
1. A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself; and hates them for it."
2. A day’s work is a day’s work, neither more nor less, and the man who does it needs a day’s sustenance, a night’s repose and due leisure, whether he be painter or ploughman.
3. A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
4. A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry..
5. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
6. A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his false knowledge: it is more dangerous than ignorance.
7. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
8. A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
9. A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
10. Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
11. All great truths begin as blasphemies.
12. All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
13. Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
14. An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
15. Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
16. Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
17. Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.
18. Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
19. Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
20. Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
21. England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
22. Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
23. Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
24. Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich–something for nothing.
25. He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
26. He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
27. He who has never hoped can never despair.
28. Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
29. I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
30. If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
31. If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
32. It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
33. It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.
34. Lack of money is the root of all evil.
35. Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
36. Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
37. Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
38. My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.
39. My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
40. One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven’t and don’t.
41. Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
42. Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
43. People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can’t find them, make them.
44. Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.
45. Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
46. Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
47. The fact that a believer is happier than a sceptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
48. The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
49. The liar’s punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else.
50. The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
51. The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
52. The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
53. The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
54. The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
55. The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that’s the essence of inhumanity.
56. There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.
57. There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.
58. There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
59. There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
60. This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.
61. We don’t bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don’t dress well and we’ve no manners.
62. We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
63. What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
64. When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
65. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
66. You are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.
67. You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
68. You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
69. Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
70. Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.
